The First Morning News Hit Hard
The first thing I saw this morning: Nvidia’s market cap just hit a monstrous $5 trillion, with shares trading above $200.
Then I opened the second headline—and suddenly it all made sense.
NEO Home Robot.
At first, I thought it was a prank or some viral fake. Nope. Dead serious. As serious as it gets.
We all knew this was coming… just maybe not today. In I, Robot with Will Smith, that happens around 2047 or something, right?
Well, welcome to 2025.
Meet NEO
Specs are as follows:
• Height — 167 cm
• Weight — 70 kg (that’s not light!)
• Can carry up to 25 kg
• Battery life — 4 hours
• 4 circular microphones
• 3 speakers
• 2 “fish-eye” 12MP eyes
• 22 degrees of freedom
That weight, though! 70 kilos — that’s literally the weight class of a Muay Thai fighter.
The robot’s supposed to help with chores: wash dishes, tidy up, vacuum, hang clothes, clear hallways…
Though nothing’s said about walking the dog. Maybe that’ll come in the next firmware update.
It charges itself through a pre-installed connector — neat.
But whether it can join you for a beer or help you make money? No word yet.
Probably not. Yet. Otherwise, Nvidia’s stock would’ve already hit $10 trillion.
Under the Hood
The robot runs on an ARM Neoverse V3AE processor, and its AI brain is built on the Blackwell GPU architecture.
The specs mention just 2560 CUDA cores and 96 fifth-gen Tensor cores — not exactly jaw-dropping.
And we don’t even know which GPU model is inside, or how much RAM or storage it’s got (though it’s said to support up to 128GB).
Price tag? $20,000 outright, or $500/month on subscription.
A Few Burning Questions
How strong are its motors, really?
Does it follow Asimov’s Three Laws of Robotics?
Does it quietly dump private data to the cloud?
And most importantly… what will my wife say?
Oh, and one last thing — where do I actually buy one?
The answer to the last question is: you can buy the NEO robot today and have it delivered anywhere in the world — even Nepal, Pakistan, or Nicaragua — just not Russia.
So, like in the movie Terminator 2, if the machine uprising ever begins, it’ll be global! 😄
You can even get the NEO in a black paint job. It would look awesome if there were an option to light up red eyes while charging or downloading updates.
But don’t expect to get your hands on the device before 2026.
Who’s first? Go for it!
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